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YOUR HOLE IS MY GOAL

IF I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU... PLEASE COOPERATE

DRESS ITALIAN. DRIVE GERMAN. KISS SWEDISH GIRLS

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND - STOP REPLYING WHEN I TEXT.

TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING. BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO AN ALCOHOLIC

EXERCISING JUST ENOUGH TO F≈CK & FIGHT

EXERCISING JUST ENOUGH TO F≈CK & FIGHT - BABY TEE

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR REDHEAD

HERE TO SUCCEED.

FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR PROBLEMS. MAYBE THEY WILL LEAVE YOU TOO

IF YOU TRYNA SCARE ME. I AM TERRIFIED OF BOOBS

EVERYTHING I LOVE IS ILLEGAL, EXPENSIVE OR BLONDE

I AM AFRAID OF GIRLS - BACKPRINT

UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT

CAME HERE TO DRINK AND F*CK

I LIKE YOU BUT I GOT NO GAME.

DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS. I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO

MISSIONARY SO WE CAN KEEP ARGUING

ESPRESSO MARTINI CLUB

AUTISTIC AND READY TO F^CK

DIRTY MARTINI CLUB

DON'T TEMPT ME. I'LL SAY YES